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Other Links:
Draft Date Doodle Poll 2011
American League News from Local Newspapers
Minor League Baseball.com

League Files (in pdf form)

2003

Season Recap Email


2004

All '04 Transactions
All '04 Trades
2004 Final Standings
2004 League Records
2004 League Bulletin Board
Original Player Draft (3/20/2004)


2005

Season 2 Keeper Draft (3/26/2005)
PDF File of Standings at All-Star Break 2005 All '05 Transactions
All '05 Trades
2005 Final Standings
2005 League Records
2005 League Production
Final Rosters 2005

2006

'06 Final Rosters
2006 Final Standings
2006 League Records
2006 Recap Email

2007

'07 Auction Results
2007 Draft Recap
'07 Final Standings


2008

'08 Auction Recap
2008 Final Standings
2008 Recap Email


2009

'09 Auction Recap
2009 Midway Standings
2009 Final Standings


2010

'10 Auction Recap
'10 Midseason Standings


Kept Players & Salaries

Keepers 2008 to 2010 (pdf)

Google Docs Keeper Spreadsheet A
Google Docs Keeper Spreadsheet B (Includes 2008 to 2009 Keeps)

History: Final Standings




2010 Final Standings: Ongoing Keeper League Season Three

1. Lexington Bearded Ducks (Rob) 99.5
2. Austin Electric Chairs (Erik) 83
3. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 81
4. Troy Scooters (Scott) 71
5. Punk in Drublic (Aaron) 64
6. Flash Hammer (Jeff) 64
7*. Juneau Dirty Old Men (Dave) 57.5
8. Troublesome Vitriol Spewers (Peter) 55
9. The Spot (David) 51
10. Honey Nut Ichiros (JC) 35

2009 Final Standings: Ongoing Keeper League Season Two
1. Austin Electric Chairs (Erik) 91
2*. Bitter Clingers (Peter) 87.5
3. Brooklyn Scooters (Scott) 78
4. Flash Hammer (Jeff) 71.5
5. Lexington Bearded Ducks (Rob) 63
6. Honey Nut Ichiros (JC Anthony) 60.5
7. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 60
8. Juneau Dirty Old Men (Dave) 52
9. Punk in Drublic (Aaron) 49
10. The Spot (David) 47.5

2008 Final Standings: Current Ongoing Keeper League Season One
1. Lexington Bearded Ducks (Rob) 99
2*. Brooklyn Scooters (Scott) 91
3. Juneau Dirty Old Men (Dave Noon) 81
4. Austin Electric Chairs (Erik) 79.5
5. Flash Hammer (Jeff) 66.5
6. The Spot (David) 60
7. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 51
8. Toxic Curiosities (Peter) 49.5
9. Punk in Drublic (Aaron) 41.5
10. Tekka Maki (John) 41

2007 Final Standings: Single Season Auction on Fantasy Auctioneer
1. Flash Hammer (Jeff) 107
2. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 105.5
3. Punk in Drublic (Aaron) 83
4. Smorgas of Borg (Peter) 80.5
5. Lexington Bearded Ducks (Rob) 79
6. Albuquerque Turquoise (Erik) 75.5
7. Astoria Scooters (Scott) 73.5
8T. Tekka Maki (John) 61
8T. The Spot (David) 61
10. Genesee Dolph (Andrew) 47
11. Spitball Knucklers (Jason) 19

2006 Final Standings: (Three-year Keeper League Season Three)
1. Fighting Sand Baggers (Don) 92
2. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 82
3. The Spot (David) 79.5
4. Santa Fe Turquoise (Erik) 79
5. Tekka Maki (John) 75
6. Dolph Herumpfelschmack (Andrew) 70
7. The Crashing Bores (Jeff) 65.5
8. Anarchy Burger (Aaron) 63
9. Astoria Scooters (Scott) 56
10. Eastlake Knucklers (Jason) 48
11. Kentucky Bearded Ducks (Rob) 43
12*. An Alan Smithee Team (Peter) 27

2005 Final Standings: (Three-year Keeper League Season Two)
1. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 106
2T. Oregon Beardless Ducks (Rob) 90
2T*. Tekka Maki(John) 90
4. Upper EastSide Scooters (Scott) 71
5. eastlake knucklers (Jason)60
6. Fighting Sand Baggers (Don) 58
7. The Spot (David) 56
8. Butte Plethora of Speckled Bass (Peter) 54
9. Dolph Herumpfelschmack (Andrew) 53
10. Sweet and Tender Hooligans (Jeff) 51
11. Sante Fe Turquoise (Erik) 50
12. Anarchy Burger (Aaron) 41

2004 Final Standings: (Three-year Keeper League Season One)
1. Wowee Zowee (Mark) 101
2. Upper EastSide Scooters (Scott) 86
3. Fighting Sand Baggers (Don) 78.5
4T*. Anarchy Burger (Aaron) 75
4T. Dolph Herumpfelschmack (Andrew) 75
6 Butte Plethora of Pike (Peter) 63.5
7. Oregon Bearded Ducks (Rob) 62
8. Sweet and Tender Hooligans (Jeff) 56.5
9. Sante Fe Turquoise (Erik) 49
10. The Spot (David) 48
11. Port Angeles Tekka Maki (John) 44
12. eastlake knucklers (Jason) 43.5

2003 Final Standings: (Auction at UW)
1. The Spot (David)
2. Scooters (Scott)
Most Improved: Fighting Sand Baggers (Don)

2002 Final Standings:(Auction at Microsoft)
1. Dolph Herumpfelschmack (Andrew)
2. Scooters (Scott)
Most Improved: Dolph Herumpfelschmack (Andrew)

2001 Final Standings:(Auction at RealNetworks)
1. Moose Jaw Scooters (Scott)
2. Dolph Herumpfelschmack (Andrew)
Most Improved: The Spot (David)

2000 Final Standings: (ESPN Online Draft)
1. Andy C.

1999 Final Standings: (ESPN Online Draft)
1. Wowee Zowee (Mark)


*=Most Improved in Total Points from Midway to End of Season






Fantasy Baseball Poetry:

Ahem, "Oh, Fair Plethora of such Sweet Dreams", a poem in iambic pentameter:

When once this league's fair gaming true began,
Our team was dubbed a long-shot also-ran.

Each day we sank to brand new season-lows,
Yet, hope still filled us each morn as we rose.

Then Magglio's left hernia grew ill,
And Melvin's one good hamstring served him nil.

Next Carlos lost his job, became a Hen,
We long to see him in Detroit again.

And Sammy, once the king of the HR,
Can not now even hit the ball that far.

Our closers just can't seem to get the hang,
Of being the guy there to close the game.

Our starters have their good games and their bad,
But keep giving up bombs to guys named Vlad.

The final straw in our "fait accompli",
And leaving us no way to more compete,
(Therein making our season obsolete),
Will be a trade out of the A.L. East:

A certain kid named Aubrey Huff will go,
The Mets or Dodgers to, the D-Rays fro'.
(His "A.L.-only" value will zero).

A pause for speculation here is apt
As we consider "Casey at the Bat":

"The hope that springs eternal in our breast",
Is all that we have left; have gone the rest.

Our only dream is that some sweet day soon,
Johan Santana gets shipped to the moon.

Daily Performance Goals:
League Average:



Wins: 0.42
Saves: 0.23
Strikeouts: 4.7
ERA: 4.18
WHIP: 1.34

Runs: 4.1
Home Runs: 0.9
RBI: 3.9
Stolen Bases: 0.56
Batting Avg.: .265

Daily Performance Goals:
Third Place in Each Category
(You should win the league):


Wins: 0.47
Saves: 0.34
Strikeouts: 5.5
ERA: 4.06
WHIP: 1.33

Runs: 4.8
Home Runs: 1.1
RBI: 4.6
Stolen Bases: 0.65
Batting Avg.: .274

League Records

Batting

Runs. . . 17 . . . . Anarchy Burger on 8/26/04

HR. . 8 . . . . . Dolph Herumpfelschmack on 9/29/04

RBI . 19 . . . . . .Oregon Bearded Ducks on 4/18/05

SB. .. . 6 . . . . . . 3 times...last by Astoria Scooters on 5/24/06

Avg. (35AB min). . 0.564 . . . 2 times...last by Eastlake Knucklers on 8/03/04

(Slugging). . . . . 1.047 . . . Fighting Sand baggers 5/23/06

(On-base Pct). . . 0.585 . . . Eastlake Knucklers on 8/03/04


Pitching

Wins . . . . . . 4. . . . 3 times...last by The Spot on 7/03/06

Saves. . . . . . 3 . . . . 2 times...last by Wowee Zowee on 7/17/04

Strikeouts . . . 30 . . . .Fighting Sand Baggers on 7/7/06

ERA (20IP min) . 0.35 . . . The Spot on 5/17/06

WHIP (20IP min) . . 0.61 . . . Fighting Sand Baggers on 7/7/06